comedycentral:

Last night’s episode of The Colbert Report is fortified with truthiness and part of a fair and balanced diet. Click here to watch.

fuckingradashell:

themocahninja:

I wish someone loved me enough to get stung by bees

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy 

(via aplatonicjacuzzi)

Every day is a gamble whether the mirror shows the dashing hero of our story or the massive waste of essence.

cardinalcapaldi:

Clara: You’ll catch a cold if you stand out in the rain like that.
The Doctor: I’m fine.
Clara: Come on, don’t be like that. We can share.

cardinalcapaldi:

Clara: You’ll catch a cold if you stand out in the rain like that.

The Doctor: I’m fine.

Clara: Come on, don’t be like that. We can share.

(via doctorwho)

everybodyilovedies:

smallsthehero:

anzuai:

eddplant:

quazza:

lavastormsw:

lordsquiggleshire:

pixelnoton:

#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

Also, can we talk about how Felix dealt with it? He NEVER used that word again (only once in front of Ralph, never by her), there was never any talk about how she could get over it, and in their wedding they all made plans to help her with her paranoia by recognising her fears and showing she was safe by pointing guns at the window and having extra security.

A++++++ on dealing with mental issues magnificently, Wreck-It Ralph!

Will never not reblog this when I see it

also this was the greatest 5 second character development in cinematic history

(via aplatonicjacuzzi)

So there’s a slight chance that I’m an asshole and I gave up a chance because I’m a failure that doesn’t have his license and is equal parts desperate and frightened of the possibility that another living being on this earth could actually find me remotely attractive.

I’m not just not ready for a relationship, I’m not ready for life.

I should just give up on believing in love. It’s not that I don’t believe it exists, it’s that I know I’m unworthy of it.

At least being alone is almost cheap. Maybe I’ll just move into a cabin in a secluded wood and hope my life has just been the exposition to a horror movie.

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

(via nerdsandgamersftw)

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

(via nerdsandgamersftw)